rubadub

martha stewart..do you read my blog? this reeks of your handiness.

muggin

nothing says "awesome" and "shit" so simultaneously as cat memorabilia.

this is what chicago looks like from an air plane

they say that piles of leaves are nature's trash. this is robot trash.

license plate edition!

there's a story there somewhere. less permanent than a tattoo, vanity license plates are a constant joy in MY life. these are three from portland maine over the course of a day. they're everywhere.

The REAL world

not to be confused with all those poser books floating around. this book has giRAFFes.



with EYELASHES.

i wanna funk you, BAAAAABE

In the immortal words of Will Smith: WHOAAAA, Wait, yall forgettin when i was amateur spittin, BEFORE the scripts were written.

Before he was a movie star, he was Marky Mark, and the people had MUSIC.

Found on the side of the road, best track: I Wanna Funk You Babe.
Couldn't find that one on youtube however. Next best:



GOTTA GET PAAAAID!

danger, danger

bought at a dollar store. Obviously fool-proof, especially against diamond thieves wearing ski masks and leather gloves.



of course if the alarm doesn't work, just take out the batteries and give the assailants mercury poisoning.

Dude. looks like a lady.

From "Gray's Anatomy", the book not the emotional roller coaster that is McSteamy/McDreamy/McMeany.

Icing on the cake: the outside is a man, and the inside has a uterus. awesome. AS SHIT?

How you gonna Fix it? Fix it fixit?

A wrench made out of clear paraffin wax.
wax,
like petroleum
like gas
like......




see what I just did there? awesome.

spotted: AWESOME.

welcome.

this curatorial project revolves around the classic cliche: one man's trash is another man's treasure.

of course some treasure is a little more awesome than others.

I invite you to send me your trashy treasure that is awesome as shit email me at aastaas@gmail.com

Here's a little something to start the party!



screw 3-D, REAL-D glasses are the new trend. it's easy to adapt your prescription lenses, just get rid of them and see the world in a revolutionary way!